Ep.37- Steven's Fever Dream (with Special Guest Chris Braaten)

Welcome to our Show Notes! Here you can follow along with whatever crazy game the guys play. Here's this week's episode:

The guys are joined by "The other Chris" Chris Braaten from "The More Gooder Than Podcast" to play a special edition of Tatt-EWW. Let's see who wins in our closest battle yet.

1) Frosty with Fangs

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2) Frosty in the Coffin

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3) Drugged Out Frosty

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4) Frosty with a gun....and other troubling images

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5) "War on Christmas"

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DC Podfest Live Show!

Welcome to the "Is this Adulting?" Live Show! Follow along as we play a fan favorite "The Price is WHAT?!?!?" See if you can guess correctly the price of some of the Internet's strangest items for sale.

1) A Stone Foot- $1,000,000

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2) Weener Kleener-$9.48

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3) Invisible Friend- $3,000

 

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Episode 34: All Horses are Good People

This week the guys play a new game called "Lost in Translation" where Chris takes popular quotes, lyrics, etc. from across pop culture and runs it through Google Translate a few dozen times before translating it back to English. Then Steven is faced with a decision to figure out where did it originate?

Here's this week's translations:

1) Category: Song Lyrics

 “The man drink the sea, he drinks water”

  1. Country Hit, “Billy’s Got His Beer Goggles On”

  2. 90s powerhouse, “No Scrubs”

  3. One Hit Wonder, “Tubthumping”

Translation:

I hit, but I'll be back
I do not want to do it
I hit, but I'll be back
I do not want to do it
I hit, but I'll be back
I do not want to do it
I hit, but I'll be back
I do not want to do it

The man drink the sea, drink water
He is a good song to remember
He is the song that reminds him
(Danny Boy, Danny Boy, Danny Boy)

2) Category: Movie Quote

“You do not know how life looks like a chocolate box”

  1. The powerful courtroom scene in “A few Good Men”

  2. A lesson about life from Forest Gump

  3. Yoda teaching young Skywalker about the Force

Translation:

You do not know how life looks like a chocolate box

3) Category: Nursery Rhyme

“All horses are good people

  1. The climatic end to Humpty Dumpty

  2. A strange twist on Baa Baa Black sheep

  3. A  new character introduced to Hickory Dickory Dock

Translation:

The man was sitting on the wall.
Chubby falls.
All horses are good people
It can not stop again.

4) Category: Song Lyric

“I love you when it comes with a big doll"

  1. The pop smash, “This Love” by Maroon 5

  2. The song that sounds like every other one of their songs, “Far Away” by Nickelback

  3. The pandering for love hit, “Big Poppa” by Notorious B.I.G.

Translation:

"I love you when it comes with a big doll"
When you play, put your
hands on the air
"I love you when I call"
Goodbye seems like your swimming pool
"I love you when it comes with a big doll"
If you have an army, you
can not open (what is it?)
"After looking for women today, I have to be my son"

To follow along go and listen to the Episode 34: All Horses are Good People

Episode 33: I Will Vacuum Well (with Special Guest Eric Garner)

This weeks the guys are joined from their Canadian brother Eric Garner from the "Know Nothing Podcast" for another installment of Rad Libs. Play along with your friends!

 

I Will Survive

At first, I was afraid, I was (a strongly felt emotion)

Kept thinking, I could never (something you do every day) without you by my side

But then I spent so many nights thinking, how you (an unforgivable act)

And I grew (a character trait you have) and I learned how to (a skill you’d like to learn)

And so you're back from (a location)

I just (verb ending in “ed”) in to find you here with that (emotion) look upon your face

I should have changed that (an elementary school insult) lock

I should have made you leave your (something embarrassing to leave at an ex’s place)

If I'd known for just (an amount of time) you'd be back to bother me

Go on now, go, (a type of movement) out the door, just turn around now

'Cause you're not (a way you might describe your lover) anymore

Weren't you the one, who tried to (a way you’d try and to hurt someone) me with (a household item)?

Did you think I'd crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and (something inappropriate to do at work)?

 

Oh, no, not I, I will (an action you wish you could do)

Oh, as long as I know how to (a universal skill), I know I'll stay alive

I've got all my life to live, I've got all my (collectable item) to give

And I'll (something a loved one would do that you’d be proud of), I will (something a loved one would do that you’d be proud of), hey, hey

 

Give it a listen to see what crazy stuff the guys came up with! Episode 33: I Will Vacuum Well

Episode 32: Escape the Womb

The guys play another game of "News or False" and Steven has to try and figure out which ones are really happening around the world in the News.

1) The Latest Fitness Craze Hitting the Streets? Look no further than Goat Yoga

  • Yoga is a popular craze, but even fun things can lose it’s gusto over time. Local teachers decided to spice it up by adding baby goats to their weekly yoga classes.
  • TRUE!

https://www.nbcnews.com/nightly-news/video/goat-yoga-a-look-at-the-latest-fitness-craze-969581123698

 

2) Pumpkin Spice: The Deadliest spice of them all

  • A school in Baltimore was evacuated for what was thought to be a potentially dangerous substance….but…. It was not. It was a pumpkin spice air freshener
  • TRUE!

http://www.npr.org/2017/10/06/556041187/proof-of-the-dangers-of-pumpkin-spice

 

3) Cloudy with a Chance of Fishsticks

  • The weather forecast for the coastal city of Tampico, Mexico may have called for light rain; instead, it got light rain with a side of fish.
  • TRUE!

https://www.livescience.com/60581-fish-fall-from-sky-in-mexico.html

 

Follow along here! Episode 32: Escape the Womb

Episode 31: Three-Way Super Like (with Special Guest Nate Hale)

The guys are joined by Nate Hale from The Conspirators Podcast for a Spooky good time!

Hocus Pocus or Hocus Bogus

1) Creepshow 3 (2007): A sequel to 1982 and 1987’s Creepshow Films

Abandoning the horror comic book framework that linked the stories in Romero’s original, Creepshow 3 takes the annoying tactic of unskillfully borrowing from the films of Quentin Tarantino, where characters from different segments randomly collide throughout the film.

The vignettes (which include stories about a remote control that can change your ethnicity, and a radio that commands listeners to murder) lack inspiration, and the effects aren’t very special. Adding insult to injury, Creepshow 3 has been deemed unofficial, with fans of the original choosing to believe makeup artist Tom Savini’s assertion that 1990’s Tales from the Darkside: The Movie was meant to the be the official third film in the Creepshow franchise.

Rotten Tomatoes-0%

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2) The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and became Mixed Up Zombies (1964):

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies is as bewildering as its title. Billed as the “first monster musical,” the movie stars Ray Dennis Steckler (who also directs) as Jerry, a ne’er-do-well who attends a carnival with his girlfriend Angela (Sharon Walsh) and indescribable friend Harold (Atlas King).

What should be a care-free day at the park turns into a nightmare after Jerry visits the villainous psychic Estrella (Brett O’Hara), who hypnotizes him and turns him into a murderous zombie that attacks carnival attendees with psychotic glee. To make matters worse, Estrella and her goons are turning other carnival-goers into zombies after hurling acid in their faces.

Keep in mind all these bizarre antics are often interrupted by shoehorned musical performances featuring ungraceful dancers and tone-deaf vocalists.

Rotten Tomatoes-20%

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3) Evilspeak (1981): 

Clint Howard is a bullied social outcast who uses his satanic computer to get revenge on his classmates. You know the computer has the Devil in it because it flashes a glowing blood-red pentagram at him and inspires him to commit himself to the dark lord. Puppies are killed in the process. It’s part of a long and dorky tradition of horror movies that are really about the fear of a nascent technology (or whatever all the kids happen to be into at that moment in the culture).

Rotten Tomatoes-43%

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4) Maximum Overdrive (1986)- 

After a stray comet causes a radiation storm, the citizens of North Carolina are besieged by machines that turn against them. The most deadly instruments are big rig trucks that go on a killing spree. It’s up to a group of survivors (led by a truck-stop diner cook played by Emilio Estevez) to stop their mechanized reign of terror.

Maximum Overdrive is absolutely bonkers, with enough elements of black comedy to infer that King wasn’t out to make a serious film, which adds to its junk-food appeal. But the poor critical reviews and box office made him vow never to direct again (a number of on-set accidents that led to a lawsuit probably helped his decision).

Rotten Tomatoes- 17%

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5) Creature (2011)-

Creature (or as I like to call it, "pornography with a monster") is about a bunch of college students who come to a town because of a legend about this creature who used to be a regular guy then transformed into a crocodile/human monster. Ladies and gentlemen, this movie is TERRIBLE! It's pure bad from beginning to end.

How are the monster effects? Terrible. How is the acting? Terrible. How is it written? I think a drunken ape with a pen and paper could have written a better script. Is it scary? No. Is it fun like Evil Dead 2? Nope. It's just an awful movie that I cannot believe made it into theaters.

Rotten Tomatoes- 11%

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6) The Boy (2016): 
A young American woman (The Walking Dead’s Lauren Cohan) takes a job as a nanny at a remote, English stately home to look after a suspiciously elderly couple’s eight-year-old son, Brahms. The ‘son’ naturally turns out to be a porcelain doll, the real Brahms having died in a fire years earlier.

Spooky stuff starts happening when the doll starts moving around by himself alongside a daft romantic subplot with a flirty grocery boy and plenty of schlocky twists. Unluckily for us, The Boy’s predictable ending leaves the movie wide open for an equally bad sequel too. Please no.

Rotten Tomatoes-27%

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7) The Disappointments Room (2016): 

The Disappointments Room stars Kate Beckinsale as Dana who moves with her husband and young son into a spooky old house following the tragic death of the couple’s infant daughter.

Dana discovers her new house is home to a ‘disappointments room’, a place where the intolerant folk of the olden days would hide away children with disabilities from the rest of the world, and is haunted by the spirit of one of its former inhabitants. Now, horror isn’t exactly the most light-hearted of genres but a movie with a grieving mother and the ghost of a neglected child is grim even for horror.

Beyond its upsetting plot, the film is as much of a disappointment as its title would suggest. Not only did it get a 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, it also flopped massively at the box office recouping just $2.4 million of its $15 million budget.

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Listen to who wins at: Episode 31: Three-Way Super Like

Episode 29: WHO WAS PHONE? (with Special Guests History Goes Bump)

1. Killdozer! (1974)- A film about a possessed bulldozer that goes on a killing spree

This one never hit theaters; it was made for ABC Television. But its cult reveres it mostly because of its idiotic premise (and admittedly amazing title, complete with superfluous exclamation point). And what a Grade A idiot premise it is: a meteorite with strange powers lands on Earth. When a work crew tries to move it with a bulldozer, the heavy shoveling equipment is possessed by the alien boulder’s power and goes on a killing rampage. And then it just dissipates. Biggest disappointment: thanks to its TV movie status there was never a cool poster created to trumpet its arrival on the junk culture scrapheap.

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2. Happy Birthday to Me! (1981)- A film revolving around killings taking place on the birthday of the main character, specifically at their party

In the creative aftermath of “Black Christmas,” “Halloween,” and “Friday the 13th,” the 1980s turned into a muddy cesspool of slash-alike calendar-centric movies. “Graduation Day,” “My Bloody Valentine” and others painted by the numbers and sent a stream of murdered teen bodies down the multiplex conveyor belt. This one barely accomplished even that goal, loosely tying stalker-style murders around the birthday of “Little House on The Prairie” star Melissa Sue Anderson. In fact, it appears that the entire film’s reason to exist is to deliver the kabob-skewering-a-face murder depicted on the gruesome poster. Worse, they convinced aging screen legend Glenn Ford to be in it.

27% on Rotten Tomatoes

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3. Trick or Treat (1986)- The soul of a famous rockstar is trapped in his unreleased record urging a teen to kill

In the 1980s, “satanic panic” was all the rage, and an especially loopy strain of it existed in the form of preachers holding seminars on the perils of heavy metal, particularly if played backwards on turntables. Hence this story about a teenage metalhead (Marc Price, Skippy from “Family Ties”) whose favorite rock star dies in a mysterious fire. The only copy of his new, unreleased record, however, contains his spirit. When played backwards, the rocker helps his teen fan to get revenge on bullies. But when the evil rocker suggests murder, it’s up to our hero to smash any electronic equipment that would convey the message. Finally the mean music man is lured into a cassette tape and destroyed. Best (worst) of all, this one tried to have its devil’s-food cake and it eat it too by casting Gene Simmons and Ozzy Osbourne, two men whose acting talents are inversely proportional to their music-making skills.

71% on Rotten Tomatoes

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4. Blood Freak (1972)- A film in which a man working on a poultry farm turn into a murderous turkey man and feasts on the blood of others.

Doubling as a film perfect to watch on Halloween and Thanksgiving, Blood Freak is a true oddity– a horror film that also doubles as an anti-drug PSA… that makes you feel like you’re on drugs. Herschell (Steve Hawkes) is a Vietnam Vet (and Elvis lookalike) whose world turns around after he meets Angel (Heather Hughes). While she is as pious and religious as her namesake suggests, he takes a turn for the worse after falling for her drug-addicted sister (Dana Cullivan).

Soon he’s also hooked, and turns to a turkey farm job to fund his habit. But his problems only escalate when he’s asked to eat some lab-grown fowl that turn him into a murderous man-turkey who has a new kind of drug habit: drinking the blood of junkies.

Blood Freak is one trippy flick, with bad editing and awkward performances only adding to the disorienting plot. Even more quizzical is the addition of an onscreen narrator (director Brad F. Grinter), who acts like a poor man’s Rod Serling, so prone to chain-smoking that he actually coughs on camera

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5. Gingerdead Man (2005)- A film about a murderous Gingerbread man

Serial killer Millard Findlemeyer is executed for his crimes. His ashes are given to his mother, and she mixes them into gingerbread spice mix, and then gives it to a local bakery. By the way, Millard's mother is a witch. The bakery uses the concoction (and adds some accidental employee blood, because it is a terrible, disgusting bakery) to make a large gingerbread man that comes to life and begins killing people.


It's ridiculous in every sense of the word, but there is one thing that actually makes the movie rather creepy. The voice of The Gingerdead Man is Gary Busey. No one is saying that, in real life, Gary Busey himself is a giant, humanoid gingerbread creature with a hunger for human flesh. But no one is saying he isn't, either.


And the sequels are worth checking out, if only for their titles: Gingerdead Man 2: The Passion Of The Crust and Gingerdead Man 3: Saturday Night Cleaver.

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6. One Missed Call (2008)- A film about a possessed cell phone that calls people before they die

Cell phones possessed by evil spirits call their victims in advance of their deaths. Then the victims die. No one thinks to change their number, get rid of the phone or simply send the death spirit to voice mail. At one point in the film an exorcism is performed on a phone.

0% on Rotten Tomatoes...yes we said zero.

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7. The Unborn (2009)- The ghost of a child killed during the holocaust terrorizes a young woman

The angry, restless spirit of a boy — one half of a set of twins — killed in the Holocaust during World War II, roams history waiting to be reborn. So it makes perfect sense that he’d select a hot teen girl of 2008 as the object of his wrath. There are murders, hallucinations, tornado-like exorcisms and a crazily over-acting Jane Alexander shouting about the Holocaust. Fun project: Find a fan of ludicrously bad movies and say “Jumby wants to be born now.” Watch their eyes light up.

10% on Rotten Tomatoes

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Listen to this week's episode: Episode 29: WHO WAS PHONE?

Episode 28: Classic Yogurt Poisoning

The boys are back to the newer but quite popular game 2 Fast 2 Trivia. This time though Chris is recovering from Food Poisoning so his answers are extra interesting. 

Try these questions out with your friends and see if you can do better than the guys!

Chris’ questions to Steven

  1. What does the I in FBI stand for? Investigation
  2. Ronald Reagan was the first "what" to become President of the United States? Actor
  3. Prunes are dried what? Plums
  4. How long does it take for the Earth to spin once on its axis? One day
  5. What’s another name for the Academy Awards? The Oscars
  6. Which part of a beetle's body is a skeleton? The outside
  7. What is the name used for the study of earthquakes? Seismology
  8. How fast can a honey bee fly? 15 mph
  9. What is the first two rules of fight club? You don’t talk about fight club
  10. Which planet has the most moons? Jupiter, 67 known moons
  11. What’s the most common name for a goldfish? Jaws
  12. Who wrote “To Kill a Mockingbird”? Harper Lee
  13. Why are flamingos pink? From eating shrimp
  14. Who is Bambi’s best friend in the movie Bambi? Thumper
  15. What does the “B” stand for in Lyndon B. Johnson? Baines

Steven’s questions to Chris

  1. Where do the Flinstones live? Bedrock
  2. What’s the Nickname of the state of California? The Golden State
  3. What sour fruit is used to make Lemonade? Lemons
  4. In Mulan how did the other soldiers find out she was a woman? She was wounded in battle
  5. In the nursery rhyme, who was in the tub with the baker and the candlestick maker? The Butcher
  6. Why did Batman decide to become a superhero? To avenge his parent's murder
  7. What were Dumbledore’s last words? "Severus, please"
  8. What two toppings are on a Hawaiian pizza? Ham and Pineapple
  9. On Pokémon, how did Ash and Misty first meet? Ash wrecks her bike while trying to escape from Spiros
  10. Finish the Lyric: “Do your ears hang low...can you throw them over your shoulder like a...? "Continental Soldier"
  11. What’s are female elephants called? Cows
  12. What is Buzz Lightyear’s catchphrase? “To Infinity and Beyond”
  13. What is your [Chris’s] favorite snack? Goldfish Crackers
  14. What date did our ["Is This Adulting?"] first episode release? April 6, 2017
  15. How many tattoos do I [Steven] have? 8

Who won? You'll have to listen to see: Episode 28: Classic Yogurt Poisoning

Episode 26: Sexy Hamburgler

The guys take their shot at recasting another popular piece of Pop Culture by recasting Parks and Rec on this episode's round of "Cast-Off."

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    Chris’ Cast:

    • Leslie: Phil from "Modern Family"
    • Ron: Roz the office administrator from Monsters Inc.
    • Tom: Neil Patrick Harris as Barney from "How I Met Your Mother"
    • Andy: Rebel Wilson
    • April: Craig Robinson aka Darryl from "The Office"

    Steven’s Cast:

    • Leslie: Allison Brie
    • Ron: Robert Downey Jr.
    • Tom: Michael Strahan
    • Andy: Troy from "Community" (Played by Donald Glover)
    • April: Anfisa (from 90 Day Fiancé)

    Listen to why the cast who the did: Episode 26: Sexy Hamburgler

    Episode 25: The Kissing Hour (with Special Guest Lanie Hobbs)

    Lanie Hobbs of the True Crime Fan Club and We’re All Just Pretending Podcasts comes on to play another exciting addition of Tatt-EWW where her and Steven have to guess which is a real tattoo and which is one Chris just made up. Take a listen and follow along to see some of these interesting pieces of art.

    1. Waldo from Where’s Waldo : Adult Version

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    2. For the Love of Brenda

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    3. Meat Baby: When Shading Changes Everything

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    4. As good going in as it is going out...

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    5. BUTT-erfly

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    Listen to who won this exciting and somewhat gross round of Tatt-EWW: Episode 25: The Kissing Hour

    Episode 23: All My Fluff (with Special Guests See Here’s the Thing)

    This week the guys are joined by the hilarious hosts of the amazing podcast "See, Here's the Thing." They took an old Middle School classic slow jam and turned it into another round of Rad Libs. If you want to play for yourself here's the template!

    All My Life

    I will never (a verb that sounds intense) another (noun) sweeter than you, Sweeter than you. And I will never (another word for “choose”) another (noun) more (a word you’d use to describe a puppy) than you, More (a word you’d use to describe a puppy) than you. 

    (NOUN)YOU–ARE close to me you're like my (thing), Close to me you're like my (profession), Close to me you're like my (something you might collect), Close to me you're like my (animal)You are the only one my (pet name you’d give your romantic partner) and for you this song I sing.

    And all my life I've (verb ending with “ed”) for someone like you. And I thank (well known figure) that I, that I finally found you. All my life I've (action verb) for someone like you. And I hope that you feel the same way too. Yes, I pray that you do (something that you’d do for someone one) me------

    YOU’RE-ALL-THAT-I’VE-EVER-KNOWN (VERB)-AND-I’LL-ALWAYS-KNOW, You picked me up when I was (emotion) and I hope that you (something you do every day) the same way too, Yes I pray that you do love me----

    And all my life I've (something you do in a hurry) for someone like (name)And I thank (a role model you had growing up) that I, that I finally (verb ending with “ed”) you. All my life I've prayed for someone like (how you might describe something old)And I hope that you (a funny verb) the same way too. Yes, I pray that you do (a funny verb) me too.

    Listen to their version...It's worth it, we promise: Episode 23: All My Fluff

    Episode 22: A Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow

    The guys introduce a new game into the mix called 2 Fast 2 Trivia where they quiz each other on random trivia questions but only have seconds to respond. See how well you can do:

    Chris’s Questions to Steven

    1. What country does Legos come from? Denmark
    2. What is a group of lions called? A Pride
    3. What’s called if you have a fear of spiders? Arachnophobia
    4. What title was given to the rulers of Ancient Egypt? Pharoah
    5. What was Barney Rubble’s occupation on the Flintstones?  Dino-crane operator
    6. Name all of Santa’s reindeer? Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph
    7. What was Henry the VIII known for having a lot of? Wives
    8. Where do acorns come from? Oak Trees
    9. Sing the jingle for Meow Mix? “Meow meow meow meow meow”
    10. Why did Shrek go and get Princess Fiona? Because Lord Farquaad would give him back control of him swamp
    11. Which sea separates Europe from Africa?  Mediterranean
    12. How many ounces are there in 18 pounds? 288
    13. What’s the most popularly consumed fruit in the world? Banana
    14. How many players are on a rugby team? 15, not counting subs
    15. Name three types of sharks? (Look online at list)

    Steven’s Questions to Chris

    1. What do children ride on to school? Bus
    2. What was Professor Snape’s first name? Severus
    3. How many reindeer does Santa have? 8 or 9
    4. What is the oldest type of tree on earth? Pine
    5. Where does Mufasa warn Simba to never go? The elephant graveyard
    6. How many planets are in the solar system? 9 (We include PLUTO)
    7. Why did Anakin Skywalker turn to the dark side? To save his wife
    8. Names your five senses: Taste, smell, sight, touch, hearing
    9. Where did you come from, where did you go? No answer, Steven was just being a jerk
    10. Frozen came out in what year? 2013
    11. How long does it take the moon to go around the earth? One month
    12. Why was Hercules cast out of Mt. Olympus? He was made half mortal
    13. What is the last level in Mario Kart 64? Rainbow road
    14. What other sport did Michael Jordan play? Baseball
    15. In Beauty and the Beast, why was the curse cast on the castle? He turned way an enchantress

    See who won: Episode 22: A Great Big Beautiful Tomorrow

    Episode 21: Here comes the Bride… (with Special Guest Mike Brown)

    Friend of the show Mike Brown of the Pleasing Terrors Podcast joins the guys as they look at some of the strangest news in the papers on this week's round of News or False! Here are some of the strange stories you can follow along while you listen!

    1. Man conducts test to discover which part of the body hurts the most when you're stung by a bee.

     

    2. Truck wrecks on Highway releasing sharks onto neighboring cars

     

    3. Family’s cat brought down an attempted robbery in Indiana neighborhood  

    • True!

    • Man attempted knocking on window claiming someone was trying to kill him. She refused to let him in so he broke into the window, but he didn’t realize that Binkie, the family cat, had other plans. Binkie continually ravished the man, leaving him screaming begging for the cat to stop. Craziest part? He’s declawed. The man was taken to the hospital due to the extent of his injuries

    • http://www.nbcnews.com/video/cat-foils-burglary-963925059745

     

    Find out who won this week's News or False: Episode 21: Here comes the Bride…

    Episode 19: Bear Mace Tales (with Special Guest Tawny Platis)

    Here's another new game inspired by our wonderful guest and podcast sister Tawny Platis from the Dirty Bits Podcast! As someone with a few tattoos, Chris thought he'd find some ideas for  her if she wants to get another. See if you can guess which one is real and which one is fake by listening! Afterwards come back to see just how....unique...some of these real life tattoos are. 

    1. Cartoon depiction of human centipede

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    2. An incredible hulk-ish strong looking Jesus who is literally ripping himself of the cross

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    3. A majestic unicorn with the face of Tupac Shakor

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    4. A death threat for Ray Romano

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    Tiebreaker: Receipt from trip to McDonald's

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    Find out who won this tough battle: Episode 19: Bear Mace Tales

    Episode 18: Squirrel Candy

    A First for the guys! Steven takes over and leads a game! He draws inspiration from one of his biggest fears...Mascots. Chris has to guess which ones are real and which mascots did he make up. Follow along so you can see them for yourself!

    1. North Carolina School of the Arts Fighting Pickles

    • True!
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    2. New Orleans Pelicans: The king Cake Baby

    • True!
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    3. Rhode Island School of Design: Scrotie The Nads

    • True!
    • Eh....just go google it haha

    4. Samburg High School in Albany New York: The Shuttlecocks

    • False!

    . Richland High school in Richland Washington: The Bombers

    • True!
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    6. Savannah Bananas- Savannha GA, Minor League Baseball Team

    • True!
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    7. St Louis College of Pharmacology- Eutectic

    • True!
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    8. Washburn University Topeka, KS- The Fighting Gentleman Peanuts

    • False!
    • The mascot of Washburn, a small school in Topeka, Kan., is the Ichabods. According to the school's website, the name is not related to Ichabod Crane from "Sleepy Hollow" or Mr. Peanut of Planter's Peanuts. Instead, the name comes from Ichabod Washburn, an early benefactor of the school.
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    9. William’s School Purple Cow

    • True!
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    10. Poca High School- Poca, West Virginia “The Poca dancers”

    • False!
    • It'd be a crime for Poca's teams to be called anything BUT the Dots. If there's a better marriage of town name and school mascot in America, we've yet to come across it.
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    Go listen to some of the crazy stories of how they got their origins: Episode 18: Squirrel Candy

    Episode 17: Krack-A-Boom-Boom (with Special Guests from Insight)

    The guys are joined by the gals of the incredibly popular Insight Podcast. They brought back Rad Libs and took the popular song 500 Miles from the Proclaimers and remade it...with just a few changes. If you want to take the template and play it with your friends just follow below:

    "I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)"

    When I (verb) up, well, I know I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be the (noun) who (verb +s) up next to (pronoun)When I go (verb), yeah, I know I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be the (noun) who (verb +s) along with (name).

    If I (action), well, I know I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be the (noun) who (verb +s) next to (name)And if I (verb), hey, I know I'm gonna be. I'm gonna be the (noun) who's (verb ending in “ING”) to you.

    But I would (verb) (number) (unit of measurement)And I would (verb) (number) more. Just to be the (noun) who (verb +ed) a (number) (another term for length)To fall down at your door.

    (4 syllable noise/onomatopoeia), (4 syllable noise/onomatopoeia)

    (Random noises or Just a bunch of gibberish)

    (4 syllable noise/onomatopoeia), (4 syllable noise/onomatopoeia)

    (Random noises or Just a bunch of gibberish)

    But I would (verb) (distance)And I would (verb) (number) more. Just to be the (noun) who (verb) a (number) (noun)To (verb) down at your door.

    Listen to their version here: Episode 17: Krack-A-Boom-Boom

    Episode 16: One of the Boys (with Special Guest Hal Lublin)

    This week Hal Lublin from shows including Tights and Fights, We Got This, and Welcome to Nightvale becomes One of the Boys as they play the oldie but goodie THE PRICE IS WHAT?!?! Go and listen to see if you can guess the prices yourself and then come back to see some of the crazy things Chris found being sold on the Internet this week.

    1. Ex’s Wedding Dress-$3850

    • American Larry Star was so disillusioned by his marriage break-up that he not only sold his ex-wife's wedding dress on eBay — but he modeled the dress as well. Spreading his size 12' frame around the world, the dress sold for $3850. 
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    2. The GoGo Stik Dog Poo Catcher- $25

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    3. December Diamonds Officer Ripped Merman Holiday Ornament- $35

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    4. Crafting with Cat Hair- $7.75

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    Check out who won between Steven and Hal...Hint: It came down to the wire: Episode 16: One of the Boys

    Episode 15: Steven’s Baby Nightmare... (with Special Guest Marissa Jones)

    In honor of our special guest Marissa Jones of the Vanished Podcast who was pregnant, Chris went online to find some of the strangest baby products on the market. See if Steven and Marissa can figure out what they do:

    Item One:

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    Item Two:

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    Item Three:

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    Listen to Steven freak out about some of these Baby products: Episode 15: Steven’s Baby Nightmare...

    Episode 12: The Golden Grahams Threat

    The guys look at what weird things have happened in the news in their game "News or False." Go and take a listen and come back and read these crazy stories for yourself. 

     

    1. Florida Woman attempts to steal a rake from the store by hiding it in her clothing

    • False!
      • An accused thief hid 15 bottles of motor oil and 30 DVDs in his pants and tried to leave a Florida convenience store with the items, before an officer caught him walking out.

    http://www.nbcnews.com/video/man-tries-to-steal-15-bottles-of-oil-in-his-pants-960928835829

     

    2. Disgruntled man releases bees in a government office in Maine as payback

    • False!
      • This man dumps bed bugs in the government building when he gets upset...

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/06/disgruntled-man-dumps-bed-bugs-in-government-office-in-maine.html

     

    3. Largest bass caught in Texas lake using McDonald's chicken McNugget

    • True! 

    http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/06/01/largest-bass-caught-in-texas-lake-using-mcdonalds-chicken-mcnugget.html

     

    Go and listen to the game here: Episode 12: The Golden Grahams Threat

    Episode 11: Already Doug (with Special Guest Nina Innsted)

    Chris introduces a new game called "Rad Libs" for our guest Nina Innsted from the "Already Gone" podcast. He takes a popular song and makes it into a mad lib for their listening pleasure.

    If you want to use this for your friends and family follow the template below:

    "Don't Stop Believing"

    Just a small town (noun)Livin' in a lonely world, (He/She/They/It) took the (Time of Day) train goin' anywhere

    Just a (adjective) (noun)Born and raised in south (location).  (He/She/They/It) took the (Time of Day) train goin' anywhere.

    A singer in a (adjective) room, A smell of (noun) and cheap (noun)For a (verb) they can share the night, It goes (preposition) and (preposition) , and (preposition), and (preposition).

    Strangers (verb)Up and down the (place)Their shadows (verb-ing) in the night.

    Streetlights, (noun)(verb) just to find emotion. Hidin' somewhere in the night

    Don't Stop (action verb-ing)Hold on to the (noun)Streetlight, (noun)(onomatopoeia).

    Don't Stop (action verb-ing)Hold on to the (noun)Streetlight, (noun). (onomatopoeia).

    Listen to the song they came up with here: Episode 11: Already Doug